I put the fun in funeral.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I put the hot in psychotic.
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are
"If you could meet anyone in the world dead or alive who would it be and what would you say to them?"
"Dead… Hitler. I’d tell him his paintings were great and to stay off the politics and get laid.
Alive… The mother of my children and I’d ask them to take a deep breath and if they fancied a drink.”
- Benedict Cumberbatch
I AM DEAD. DONE. I LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN WITH THIS MAN. FUCK ALL OF IT.